Someone Tell...

Rudy Giuliani that Jim Nussle, his big Iowa campaign deputy, lost the Iowa race for Governor.

Matt Drudge that Obama raising $25 million is probably more newsworthy than John McCain's forehead.

Mitt Romney that the last time America elected a President disinterested-slash-clueless about foreign policy, it didn't work out so well.

Hillary Clinton to put away the drapery books, for now.

Dick Cheney that no one listens to him anymore (he's behind the bushes).

President Bush that as his employer, we all want proof he's actually taking a "working trip."